darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via cracks-me-up)

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  • Me: wow i like this album
  • Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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  • Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
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voicesliketea:

i genuinely don’t understand how two people magically like each other at the same time.

(via youhavethewrongtumblr)

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